Man’s greatest loves: food and sex. Put ’em together
and you’ve got magic.
Sushi
Ever heard of nyotaimori? It's the
Japanese term for sushi/sashimi served on a woman's naked body. Those clever
Japs have thought of everything. Ask her to set herself up, or grab a selection
and set the table together.
Bed note: make sure you eat the sushi quickly - the heat of a human
body can encourage bacteria to grow in raw fish. You don't want your special
night to end with mutual puking.
Make sure you eat
the sushi quickly - the heat of a human body can encourage bacteria to grow in
raw fish.
Chocolate
Eating chocolate boosts endorphins; so does foreplay. A
match made in heaven, yes? Put a chocolate bar in the microwave until it’s just
gooey on the edges and use it to draw on each other’s bodies. Then lick it off.
Slowly.
Bed note:
white sheets are probably a bad idea here. Unless you want your bedroom to
resemble a scene out of Trainspotting.
Fruits
What a great incentive to get more fruit into your diet!
Slice fruit like strawberries, melon and mango and then feed the pieces to her
while she’s blindfolded. Or freeze some berries or grapes and pop one in your
mouth before you kiss her for a cool surprise.
Bed note:
be sure to wash the fruit thoroughly beforehand.
Alcohol
No, not the rubbing kind. Think instead of the tingly
sensations champagne bubbles create. Or use each other’s belly buttons as
makeshift shot glasses. Take a shot of tequila and then bite the lemon out of
her mouth. And once she’s crashed out, crack a beer and catch up on the footy
scores.
Bed note: too much alcohol
could leave you incapable of standing up to the job, if you know what we mean.
Oh, and keep any strong booze well clear of your bits. And
hers.
Ice cream
The cool sensation of ice cream, matched with the warmth of
skin, and your mouth, can make for some interesting sensations. Same goes for
ice cubes and ice blocks.
Bed note:
keep in mind what happens to your schlong when you jump in a too-chilly
pool, and make sure there's as much warm going on as there is cold.
Syrup
Drizzling sweet syrup over each other’s bodies and chasing
trickles with your tongue... The sweet taste may encourage her to venture to
areas previously off limits, too. Just saying. Then shower together.
The sweet taste
may encourage her to venture to areas previously off limits, too. Just saying.
Then shower together.
Bed note:
a potentially messy, sticky option. Have a change of sheets and some wet
wipes at the ready.
